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Elessar · 26-30, M
His beard is also a mask, otherwise after so many years of exposure the ash in the chimneys would've given him cancer already.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Justiceforall · M
Santa 🎅 doesn't get sick he's magical
Tennessean · 31-35, F
@Justiceforall What do the septic tanks of the north pole smell like? Especially Santa Claus's septic tank?
Justiceforall · M
@Tennessean I bet like peppermint and fresh baked cookies
eli1601 · 70-79, M
He was the first to get a vaccine
MarkPaul · 26-30, M
That Santa is really Baby-trump before he put on so much more weight and when he could still stand upright on his own and even with bone spurs he's not afraid to deliver presents. The only catch is... all of the presents are portraits of him... superimposed on Mt. Rushmore.
SW-User
well maybe it’s time that kids appreciate presence ♥️ instead of presents 🎁
SW-User
We'll explain to them that Santa's suit is PPE certified.
They'll see santa with a mask at the mall.