Are you a little teapot, short and stout?

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Here is my handle, here is my.... *looks on the other side to see another handle*

Well I'll be. I'm a sugar bowl.

I'm short but not stout :P

I am a carafe. Slim and with minimal curves.

Neither. Tall and slender. I got the white porcelain shit down, though. lol

I'm a boiling hot glass of piss and vinegar.

Lol....yes 😂😂😂