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KingofPizza2 · 36-40, M
Bake you a cake with a file in it bro, easy peasy
YourBuddyRandall · 26-30, M
@KingofPizza2 Way to teach a man to fish, bro. Loving the creativity!
AlasPoorYorick · 51-55, M
Cyanide.
YourBuddyRandall · 26-30, M
@AlasPoorYorick to dispatch my foes? Good thinking!
AlasPoorYorick · 51-55, M
Yep! No one is f-in’ with my broheim.
YourBuddyRandall · 26-30, M
TwiddlerofThumbs · F
Air conditioning
YourBuddyRandall · 26-30, M
@TwiddlerofThumbs good thinking! Can't be all sweaty during my parole hearing.
TwiddlerofThumbs · F
Lordy no. @YourBuddyRandall besides, the stink of everyone else would be so overwhelming.
SW-User
Memes!
YourBuddyRandall · 26-30, M
@SW-User what's the darkest meme I would receive?
SW-User
@YourBuddyRandall pigeons
TheProphet · M
Condoms because black bubba your cell mate doesn't have any.
YourBuddyRandall · 26-30, M
@TheProphet good thinking! Sexual health is a must!
Goralski · 51-55, M
Your girlfriend's panties
YourBuddyRandall · 26-30, M
@Goralski Thanks man. You're a good guy. I'm sure you obtained them through totally ethical means.
Goralski · 51-55, M
@YourBuddyRandall no doubt
kodiac · 22-25, M
The keys
YourBuddyRandall · 26-30, M
@kodiac Well jeez, I didn't expect such commitment. Thanks!
LyricalOne · F
SW-User
@LyricalOne Devine!
YourBuddyRandall · 26-30, M
@SW-User we meet again. ;)