What's the very first thing you'd do if you woke up as the opposite gender?

be dam happy lol idkn go shopping i guess

Check how big my dick is.

I would look around my bedroom and say, "I don't have a thing to wear!"

Look in to the mirror and probably won't go out and just be lazy at home

Touch my new penis

Masturbate

A mad dash to the bathroom since I'd have new plumbing and I drink way too much coffee.

like i do every morning, get up and pee

play with my boobs and get off

Push some of my buttons.

masturbate