Was that Santa on the news?
[center][b]Breaking News[/b][/center]
Santa Claus's body has been found dead in his sleigh as it was involved in a high speed chase resulting in a crash landing that ended his life when it slammed into a xmas tree from sliding down a 100 foot slope! In the pocket of his red jacket was a suicide note along with some photos confessing to his wife about his alcohol addiction and crimes of passion.
[center][b]His Exposing himself[/b][/center]
[center][b]His Multiple Drunk in Public[/b][/center]
[center][b]And countless arrests[/b][/center]
Santa Claus's body has been found dead in his sleigh as it was involved in a high speed chase resulting in a crash landing that ended his life when it slammed into a xmas tree from sliding down a 100 foot slope! In the pocket of his red jacket was a suicide note along with some photos confessing to his wife about his alcohol addiction and crimes of passion.
[center][b]His Exposing himself[/b][/center]
[center][b]His Multiple Drunk in Public[/b][/center]
[center][b]And countless arrests[/b][/center]