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Was that Santa on the news?

[center][b]Breaking News[/b][/center]
Santa Claus's body has been found dead in his sleigh as it was involved in a high speed chase resulting in a crash landing that ended his life when it slammed into a xmas tree from sliding down a 100 foot slope! In the pocket of his red jacket was a suicide note along with some photos confessing to his wife about his alcohol addiction and crimes of passion.
[center][b]His Exposing himself[/b][/center]
[center][b]His Multiple Drunk in Public[/b][/center]
[center][b]And countless arrests[/b][/center]
SW-User
Santa is now on the naughty list. 馃槀
SW-User
@SW-User well last time we had some drinks he was drinking white russians so... Vodka in his milk
SW-User
@SW-User just as long as he doesn't get picked up on a DUI 馃榿
SW-User
@SW-User well after Rudolph quit... Its up to dasher and dancer cuz they are up front guiding the sleigh with no light... So.. We shall see
Is he not a little too old now to still be doing things like this. He鈥檚 been in so many movies up to no good for decades now.
SW-User
@bhatjc his immortality was lost the second he tipped the jug and took his first drink
He is no longer among us
bhatjc46-50, M
@SW-User I think he went in to rehab
SW-User
@bhatjc 馃う馃徎
SW-User
Ut oh... 馃槨
bhatjc46-50, M
@SW-User What dixie said
SW-User
@bhatjc what does it mean?
bhatjc46-50, M
@SW-User I think she was going for uh oh
Crazywaterspring61-69, M
He wasn't run over by a drunk when helping a stranded motorist.
SW-User
@Crazywaterspring yea he recovered
bhatjc46-50, M
Santa is on the naughty list
bhatjc46-50, M
@SW-User He can never die
SW-User
@bhatjc hey? What r u try'n to do? Fk up my story? Hes dead dude. U know it and I know it .
bhatjc46-50, M
@SW-User Hey watch it man. Santa might sic krampus on you
SW-User
Haha, you said 'slay'. 馃槀
SW-User
@SW-User im used to that word...lol... Fixed it thanks
SW-User
@SW-User I was like, 'Santa was slain?!?'
SW-User
@SW-User he almost did last yr delivering in the hood
InOtterWordsF
The stress has obviously driven him to a breakdown.
InOtterWordsF
@SW-User what do you expect, Santa only comes once a year
SW-User
bhatjc46-50, M
@SW-User Or santa was doing that as well.

 
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