Could you pls drive for me?

I'll even open the door for ya :)

Okay

I don’t think you want me to drive for you.....maybe Michelle Wie would be a better choice.

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okay, but you're required to wear a seat belt.

but I plan on getting wasted.

I've never been able to drive in my life.

Sure if you don't wanna live anymore

To the mountains? To go skiing?

Use a jeepney

I only just got home

Ok get into my ottermobile

No I just got home