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you & I were eating at a restaurant...

we were chatting while waiting for our orders. then when we finally got our orders we both started eating our meals. in the middle of our meals i happen to start choking on my food and then i fell unconscious. you've tried to do the Heimlich Maneuver on me but failed...what are you going to do?
SimplyTracie · 26-30, F
Yell for help because I don't know how to do an emergency tracheostomy. Sorry 😭
quinnVneck · 31-35, F
@SimplyTracie you at least got a pen?
SimplyTracie · 26-30, F
@quinnVneck Or a straw from our drinks 🍹 But still...
SW-User
@quinnVneck A pen ! Bit late to start writing your will.
SW-User
Perform an emergency tracheostomy 😛
quinnVneck · 31-35, F
@SW-User what would you cut my throat with?
SW-User
The sharpest knife in the kitchen... get to your windpipe and extract the blockage then I'd put a penne pasta to to connect to your windpipe till the paramedics get there 😂😛
quinnVneck · 31-35, F
well i'm guessing what i'm wearing would provide enough space... =D
MasterLee · 56-60, M
Look for loose change
quinnVneck · 31-35, F
am I to be cannibalized?
wetncthru · F
@MasterLee !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wetncthru · F
@MasterLee I still laugh at that!!!!
dentope3 · M
my son is bedridden and choked on a meatball. I couldn't get a good position to do the Heimlich maneuver so punched as hard as I could just under his sternum' the meatball came flying out. you do whatever you have to
vss1234 · 36-40, M
lean you forward, and 5 back slaps in between shoulder blades.. that is all i remember.. if that fails too, google..

and next time, chew your food!!!!!!!
SW-User
@SW-User apply Adolf maneuver and if that fails too, call Krankenwagen..
quinnVneck · 31-35, F
@SW-User what would the adolf manuver do?
wetncthru · F
@SW-User Care for a cup of Polonium tea while you wait for the Ambulance?
SW-User
@wetncthru İ'd rather have a glass of juice
scheddybratzke · 31-35, M
i gonna wake you up with my cum
scheddybratzke · 31-35, M
@quinnVneck lol, then the best solution is to stop imagining such situation
wetncthru · F
@scheddybratzke Oh well, I have just decided to pass on the semolina desert!
scheddybratzke · 31-35, M
@wetncthru why??
Oh that wasn't me doing the heimlick on you. That was the lady from the other table.
sogdianrock · 61-69, M
hi quinnVneck
I would ask if there was a doctor in the house.
Best wishes
:)
SW-User
Ask the waiter if you still have to pay for both meals !
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SW-User
Go next door to the Chinese Takeaway.
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LTKISS · 56-60, M
Try mouth to mouth right away.
SimplyTracie · 26-30, F
@LTKISS Hahahah 🙄
lifeisgoodM50 · 61-69, M
ask if there is a doc in the house or nurse
SailorMarz · F
Put my hands over my face & panic
wetncthru · F
Apologise for breaking your neck?
SW-User
Punch you in your tummy
lifeisgoodM50 · 61-69, M
call 911 and keep trying
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wetncthru · F
@Elandra77 Is a MacD's, BK or KFC better to choke in? I ask as most of their products are vomit inducing.
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