I finally know what is going on now

For the last 3 days, my dad has been coughing, non-stop. From the time when he wakes up, until he goes to bed, constant coughing. Now I'm not talking something like, cough, 2 minutes later, cough, no no, it's probably 30 or 40 coughs per minute.

My mom told me, he's been like this since he got the..... wait for it.... covid vaccine!!

So that's why he's been like this.... for the last 3 days. Tomorrow will be day 4. He doesn't sound like he's getting any better. And this is why I'm not getting some random, unknown vaccine put inside me.