I Fart

Get up bend over, shove your ass into the closest passengers face, let rip. Then look around and proudly ask, ANY QUESTIONS.

Ok, all. Here's the breaking news bulletin! Haha! You will either be happy or horrified to know that I just couldn't hold out any longer. I released my fart, and it was really long and loud! The noise of the train blocked out the majority of the sound, but not all of it. A man and a woman across from me kind of turned and looked in my direction right after it came out. Trying not to blush and give myself away.

relax and let it go.......just ask if there are any rebuttals

@signmeupforthat: I think if I relax, I might fart!

Too bad I missed this question... :( But I'm glad you felt the relief :)
Maybe next time ask people if someone wants to play a farting contest and then fart and say "Now your turn" :D

OK, listen up girl scouts. Everybody farts. Today its become the social norm to stick your ass out of the window, let rip and carry on like it never happened.

Let it go, slowly, and then get up, look at the guy near you with a disgusted look on your face (implying that he is the Methane Monster) and move to another seat.

Okay my previous reply made no sense. Glad you let it go though... and if you ever ride the train with me I'll be happy to take the fall for you. :P

Just wait till I get my face in your ass...then let that big fart out in my face!

@Stereoguy: Haha! But if I do, people will probably hear and know it was me!

Scrunch your butt cheeks together hard,

Better out than in!

Relax.

@jeancolby: You are AWESOME!!!!

Thankyou.