who's got a time machine i can borrow ?

Sorry. I spent two years working on one once, but it never worked. I wish it had so I could go back and not waste my time on it.

I have an old one - you can use it if you provide the fuel - which is 10000 tons of gold

Nobody here i can assure you

Waiting on my flux capacitor.

If I had one, communism and liberalism wouldn't exist... I'd have went back and murdered karl marx, vladimir lenin, etc. by now... 🤔

I wish i had one

I mean pounds

johnolinger