What’s your creepiest neighbor like?

I’m the creepy neighbor

He plays metal loud and has a beard and likes to drink and swear.... it's me 😁

He’s single & in his 50’s, he seems to be a hoarder, has let his tree branches grow up into the roof of his house & had to have the roof replaced because of the damage (two years after having new shingles put on), and is letting it happen again. When they took the boards & shingles off the roof you could see stuff crammed into the attic up to the top. He lets trash trees grow wild next to the fence & I’ve had to get on the ladder every spring & summer & lop them off. We had to have the fence replaced & talked to him about contributing since that’s what neighbors do here and he said he didn’t have money. He doesn’t keep his backyard cleaned up either, if his branches fall he throws them in a corner by the fence & they stay there for years. His personality is weird too.

So far in my life, I’ve lived in three different homes.

1. When I was a kid I lived across the street from a paranoid convicted pedophile who acted like he was possessed. Just staring at everyone with an evil, angry face all the time.

2. I had a neighbor who shot (only one round but still) an AK-47 in his adjacent backyard at night and most of my neighbors and the police didn’t give a shit.

3. I now live in an apartment and hear rumors of a neighbor in the next unit using a table saw at night, as well as people screaming “HELP!!!” like they’re being stabbed lol.

Seriously though, what’s up with your neighbor? Does he TRY to scare people or is he just strange?

At my previous home a neighbor used to watch me when I was naked sunbathing in the rear garden.Then when his wife caught him I could hear her shout at him and then they would argue.
No issues with my current neighbors they are great.

...and worse!?😲I found out the guy that lived 3 doors down from me years ago was coming in my apartment when I was gone!!!

my wife's ex-husband was on the neighbors from hell show years ago. He really is a damn creep.

We had neighbours who were unemployed and used to rob the houses of neighbours if they were out or had gone on holiday.
Two of them shared a house and they had "skank" gf's who used to encourage them to rob to get money for drugs.

I once had a neo-Nazi neighbor years ago when I lived in Hollywood. He played Hitler's speeches in his apartment at top volume so you could hear them a block away. And he liked to insult his neighbors since a lot of our neighborhood was Jewish. After about 3 months of this, the police found him and arrested him; he'd had an arrest warrant out for him on a violent crime (he'd shot a man). We were all delighted to see him being led away in handcuffs by a policeman; he never returned so maybe he wound up in prison. We can only hope.

Im fairly sure one of our neighbours was a drug dealer...but he was actually a good neighbour. Very watchful lol.

ughhh yes. He stares at me, like I'm a lambchop, and licks his lips.😖

I have a neighbor that says she’s a witch. I’d say more of a bitch but what do I know! 😂😂

She lives above me,and has lied,deceived and done all she can to present me as somebody I am not.And when I say "all she can",nobody here reading this will understand how low and hateful her actions have been.BUT...I wake every day thankful I do not live as she does.

The reason is you are beautiful Mel

I had one bad neighbor when I lived in Portland, Oregon years ago. He had a bad temper and beat his wife so much she left him leaving bloody footprints on the cement path to our apartment building. Later he beat up an elderly lady who lived across the street; he spent a short time in jail over that incident.

He decided he hated me and wanted to kill me when I admitted that I was adopted. He told me he believed all adopted children were spoiled by parents who failed to properly punish them because "no one can bring themself to punish a child who is not truly their own.". After my stunningly abusive childhood I almost laughed when he said it.

He used to pound on my door screaming, "I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!". My neighbors ignored him. The police department said,"He hasn't done anything illegal; call us when he kills you."

OH he's recently widowed and is just in a living hell without his wife of 50 years. We go over there and bug him anyway.

I had a neighbor who recently yelled at me for walking my dog in the heat. She kept asking if we wanted water.

A few days later, I saw her watching me through her cracked front door. I made sure she saw me notice her. She closed the door a little bit but kept watching.

Her husband is a dentist so they can't be that strange... right?

Not quite that bad. Or maybe we do! First, it’s a couple and he’s a retired cop. They call the police if we are pulling ivy off of the adjoining fence and it happens to pull some through from their side.

But the creepiest was when we had inherited a car from my late brother. Parking is at a premium in our neighborhood, so I’m sure the extra, mysterious car in front of their house was bugging the hell out of them. One morning, my wife and I jumped in the car, and before I could even put the car into gear, they were both out surrounding the car, her in front of me in the street, and him on the sidewalk next to my wife. The looks on their faces were the stupidest looks ever! 🤪🤪🤪

We have a fellow who walks his dachshunds around the neighborhood all the time. His behavior can be sort of odd sometimes. Once, he knocked on our door because he wanted to talk about how we could repair some bad patches in our yard better. Another time, he excitedly warned us that the fence around our back yard was about to fall down; we rushed out to see — and there was nothing. The fence was fine. Then there was the time my wife heard water running through the pipes, looked outside and saw the fellow had just turned on our outdoor spigot for a few moments for some reason. Maybe to water his dogs? No idea.

Didn’t know it when we lived there, but found out later we had been neighbors with a convicted child molester. Scary, as I had two young daughters at that time.
Thank God for Megan’s List.

A tiny little red haired woman that peers out the window or pops up and scares the hell out of you. She is very nosy and wants to know everyone's business.

I thought I saw someone trying to peak in the bathroom window one night while I was brushing out my hair in my panties only after a shower. I told my hubby and he went outside and found some foot prints in the flower bed. So he called the police and they upped patrols saying they did have a window peeper in the area. MY hubby wasnt happy so he put up three lines of pretty hot electric fencing around the flower bed. Apparently it worked. He lived one street over

Never had any weird neighbour like this but did have one who would often get into arguments and fight with people. She moved out after 6 months and certainly was not in the good books of people when she left. She was a true vixen. It was 25 years ago and I still remember her baseless argument with my Mom.

When I was a teenager I had a neighbor who liked to bop his baloney in his bedroom window so the whole world could see. 🤷‍♀️

She's not creepy but she's trash.

She keeps getting puppies, then when they turn into adults and she doesn't find them cute anymore, she puts them outside. They then roam the neighborhood and get pregnant, having more puppies, which roam the neighborhood as strays. The neighbors call animal control on the dog and her pups, they get carted off.

Then that neighbor gets a new puppy and does it all over again. I fucking hate that bitch! We have called the authorities on her but this is a rural area and small town police station so nothing gets done.

They already moved away. No more fence peeking.

Recently, the guy next door to my lot knocked on my door to tell me tge park was shutting down our water to fix a leak. When I answered the door, his first words were "I didn't mean to interrupt you video game but..."

I was playing tge playstation, with the sound off because my wife was sleeping (she works nights). So this creeped me out.

And he is always sitting outside just staring at our RV.

Ugh yes. I have one directly across from me that I could swear has a camera pointed at my place bc whenever I run out to collect the mail or take out the trash....he runs out of his house too. I’ve made it very clear that I’m not a friendly person and he still persists and now his wife keeps her eye on me as well. Sometimes he’ll just be leaning against his car watching me take out all the groceries from mine and just follows me with his head. Nosy b!$&£

Lol. Mel. Your neighbor isn't playing with a full deck. I have one but nowhere near as creepy as yours. He's just a little weird.

My neighbour lives two fields away thank God lol, but are nice people anyways

His behaviour definitely seems more than a little weird or perhaps he is attention seeking.
I dunno about some people tbh. They are very very strange.

Just some that like shooting guns at odd times

All of mine seem normal, but who knows what goes on behind closed doors.

Ohmygosh...be careful!!! Be sure to leave the message you just posted with your local police. He may be mentally challenged and not realize he is scaring you.

Only one who is an old busy body that spies on us all. But at the end of the day she does have her uses and has challenged people hanging around, although most of them are innocent delivery men or some poor sod whose stopped for directions.

Lol mine can't compete that.

I've had some lookers in the past. One would get drunk and dance in the middle of the street. He would then pee on a streetlight and we would watch his wife pull him.

I had a few as a little girl like that. One killed her poor doberman pinscher . Another used to cuss out my nana in the street really bad names for no reason. Both ladies too.

He's vile. No social graces. Makes my skin crawl. Openly flirts with all the men

There's one who always stares when I go out the back naked and helicopter it about. Complete perv

Hahaha no that's really creepy

I had one that apparently knew things about me, and had a camera once caught him looking at us , probably had taken pics idk. 😖

Who me? I’m the creepy neighbor ha ha ha ha! I bark at the neighbors dog I kaw at the crows and much much more!