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[c=#4C0073]bread pudding[/c]
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@SW-User bread pudding is my favorite. ❤
Pfuzylogic · M
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Maybe whipped cream on top?! 😍
Maybe whipped cream on top?! 😍
Nanori · F
@SW-User wat
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Bacon wrapped chili peppers 😌
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Degbeme · 70-79, M
@SW-User Is that calamari? 😍
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@Degbeme mhm. First time I've cooked it. A little olive oil and garlic, salt pepper and lime 👌
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@SW-User Excellent. ..... *Jonesing for some now* 🥴
OkieNTheHouse · 22-25, M
Ice cream truck. I am here to spread happiness to all I can. But I wont tolerate left wing bullshit.
OkieNTheHouse · 22-25, M
@quitwhendone I didn't know of any.
quitwhendone · M
@OkieNTheHouse I'll be glad to point it out to you. There's a lot of it on SW.
@OkieNTheHouse Are you working on your grandiose and hyperbolic derisive rhetoric also? This place is a gold mine for creative writing! Leftists are my favorite target of opportunity! I would be absolutely lost without them, so it's like a love-hate relationship. I like to add the elements of sesquipedalianism and alliteration, but I tend to over-use words like "vile" , "vermin", "demonic" , "subhuman", "plague" and "scum". Maybe we could exchange notes sometime.
I've made up some great words and phrases though. Here is my list.
Poodlesharks.
psychosocialists.
proglodytes.
Genderbenders
fluffpuffers.
hatejunkies
commandos of contagion
Paragons of passive aggression.
and last but not least....................
Fart faced doo doo heads.
I've made up some great words and phrases though. Here is my list.
Poodlesharks.
psychosocialists.
proglodytes.
Genderbenders
fluffpuffers.
hatejunkies
commandos of contagion
Paragons of passive aggression.
and last but not least....................
Fart faced doo doo heads.
Keepitsimple · 51-55, F
Roasted peppers.
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@Keepitsimple oh. That sounds like the beginning of something great!
Keepitsimple · 51-55, F
@SW-User I love them, I just made them😁
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@Keepitsimple yum!
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
Lotion.
Because my hands are starting to crack apart from so much damn handwashing lol
Because my hands are starting to crack apart from so much damn handwashing lol
@CountScrofula I hear ya! Mine too.
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@CountScrofula see what happens when you buy the cheap soap? @puck61
Degbeme · 70-79, M
Banana bread. 🥴
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@Degbeme ohh. Nice!!
Nanori · F
Like this
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@Nanori ohhh...
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Hands sanitizer.
Nanori · F
@SW-User oh I'll do many things to you
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@Nanori I'm trying to be good and you're making me feel things.
Nanori · F
@SW-User I was just gonna drop some ice under your shirt, not my fault your head's in the gutter 24/7 🤭
Eddiesolds · 61-69, M
I just smell, thinner and paint
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@Eddiesolds open a window!!
Eddiesolds · 61-69, M
@SW-User I've got the fans on. It's cold outside.
Danez · M
It tastes awful, like mango, chutney, and burnt hair
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Coffee.
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@SW-User my life is held together by coffee
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@SW-User I need my coffee morning shower everyday or I just don't wake up.
BlueRain · F
Garlic
luctoretemergo · 61-69, M
It's as if someone served my life to me (the normal meal) but didn't use any seasonings....like it's there...but it's just kind of bland...and that's not some sexual innuendo or anything...it's just the endless series of Sundays....
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@luctoretemergo awe😔
retiredbum · 51-55, M
Rye
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@retiredbum lol weird, but tasty
Ingwe · F
smoke got into the house from the bbq
so smoke and ripe cheese
so smoke and ripe cheese
Elisbch · M
A mixture of Latex gloves, lysol and/or Clorox wipes, dog hair, warm drier lint and ham (for lunch) 😂
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@Elisbch haha sounds about right
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Homemade soup with the scent of cleaners and disinfectants in the air. lol
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@SW-User lol nice
NIC0LE · F
Blue and black berries...with a dash of h2o courtesy of the faucet.
Rokasu · 36-40, M
Rice.
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@Rokasu *grabs your butt and runs away*
Rokasu · 36-40, M
@SW-User You just destroy everything 😐️
*explodes*
*explodes*
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@Rokasu 😳
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Hand sanitizer which smells like a detergent 😌
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@SW-User could be worse.
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@SW-User Yes. Nowadays people sell hand sanitizer with any ingredients.
Mature yoni, and cinnamon with coffee. .......... and Purel and hand soap......
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@puck61 🤣
GetOutOfJailFreeCard · 26-30
Idk, I can’t taste anything.
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@GetOutOfJailFreeCard oh no!
GetOutOfJailFreeCard · 26-30
I’m kidding. Poorly timed joke. @SW-User
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@GetOutOfJailFreeCard eh. If you can't make jokes we've already lost.
fun4us2b · M
Metal - too much Zinc, I had to stop taking it...
JohnnyBliss · 56-60, M
Coffee. It's still morning.
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@JohnnyBliss coffee is good
TryingSW45 · 46-50, M
Alcohol- and not the good type
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@TryingSW45 yep 😞
wackidywack · 22-25
isopropyl and cheesy potato chips
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@wackidywack 😆
Mmagirl · 22-25, F
Brownies
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@Mmagirl oh. I want my life to taste like brownies!
*puts them on grocery order*
*puts them on grocery order*
HannahSky · F
Dry hands 👐
PervertedPrincessOfDeath · 26-30, T
Loneliness and sperm
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@waleskinder yum
Zaphod42 · 46-50, M
Ramen and desperation.
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@Zaphod42 sounds right
Canned chili and baked potatos
Oster1 · M
Wagyu steak!☺️
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@Oster1 😊
DavidScott · 51-55, M
bleach
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@DavidScott lol
Reflection2 · 36-40, M
Salty
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@Reflection2 😏
Darci ·
Bleach 🤐
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@Darci 😞
KaysHealingPath · 36-40, F
Same
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Lmfao
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@SW-User 🤷♀️
Danez · M
Same
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@Danez 😉
Zonuss · 41-45, M
Like melted chocolate. 🙂
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@JessicaVl 😆😖