What is the most pathetic excuse you've ever heard for not being able to get the milk out of the fridge?
APART from "There just happens to be an atom bomb in front of the fridge door".
61-69, M
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SageWanderer · 70-79, M
I just moped the kitchen floor and it's still wet.
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SageWanderer · 70-79, M
@Bewilderbeeste No, my wife does it and then the kitchen is off limits for a while. She uses a sponge attached to a handle.
Bewilderbeeste · 61-69, M
@SageWanderer Why does she have to mope though? Can't she be more cheerful?
SageWanderer · 70-79, M
@Bewilderbeeste She mopes when she scrubs the floor. So much for spell check!