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Can farts end a relationship? 馃

Mamapolo2016F
If someone is lighting a grill or a candle at the same time it may end more than a relationship.
TemporallubeM
@Mamapolo2016 methane bliss
AmericanBroad31-35, FVIP
I鈥檓 sure it can
TemporallubeM
@AmericanBroad ever had a friend in that situation?
DeecemberGirl31-35, F
You talking about my relationship? Because yes, that was one of the reason
DeecemberGirl31-35, F
@Temporallube idk I was sleeping
TemporallubeM
@DeecemberGirl that鈥檚 an exceptional colon you have there
DeecemberGirl31-35, F
@Temporallube it's still ended either way
Whyme46-50, M
looking in the wrong fukkin direction can end a relationship im sure ass gas has ended a few
TemporallubeM
@Whyme they should do a documentary
lilsnifferman31-35, M
Only if your partner is a hypocrite who claims she doesn't fart. 馃檮
TemporallubeM
@lilsnifferman its the farts that bind man and woman
lilsnifferman31-35, M
@Temporallube Those who fart together stay forever.
TemporallubeM
@lilsnifferman you sir, are a wise guru from the Tibetan Mountains
Secretgal22-25, F
If someone leaves you because you farted, you don't want to be with them anyway lol
TemporallubeM
@Secretgal they have to accept all of you, even the harsh aroma emanating from the butt crack

Love the fart! Be the fart!
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TemporallubeM
@SW-User what about mental cruelty?
jasperblue46-50, M
I hope not. I'll be lonely.
TemporallubeM
@jasperblue you release a lot huh
jasperblue46-50, M
@Temporallube I just might...
TemporallubeM
@jasperblue I believe in gas liberation
SW-User
If they leave skids, yeah
TemporallubeM
@SW-User damn! Who checks for that? 馃あ
LightsOff26-30, M

 
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