Have you got a moose's head in the hall and does it speak English?

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basilfawlty89 · 31-35, M Best Comment

It speaks very good English to the major

Rosejilly · 56-60, F

@basilfawlty89 I xlearn eet frum a boook.

Rosejilly · 56-60, F

Shit. Had a builder in yesterday & didn't say "You are Orelly men?"

Bewilderbeeste · 61-69, M

@basilfawlty89 I didn't know you were here, Mr. Fawlty. How is Mrs. Fawlty?

Rosejilly · 56-60, F

We've got a ram's skull that has a gizmo that speaks something in japanese when it's in the mood.

Ramskull called Eric btw. Dunno why.

thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M

Yup. In Truman Capote's voice too!! It's the damndest thing. 🤔

xixgun · M

Rosejilly · 56-60, F

@xixgun Yes

xixgun · M

@Rosejilly Madame, you have never been in my home, much less my hallway. You have no idea if I have a moose head on my wall or not, regardless of the language it may or may not speak.

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Spitbak · 56-60, M

"How about a couch?"

Rosejilly · 56-60, F

@Spitbak Sybil, I'M DOING IT!!!!

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