Do you bury your favoured servants upright to save space and better fertilise the vegetables?

Cremation, then use the ashes in the flower bed.

"Nah,I leave them for compost!........GET OVER HERE!"

as opposed to scattering the mangled remains of your less favored servants across barren sea cliffs??

I haven’t buried my husband yet.

Of course not! I grind them into a meal and mix it in with the fertilizer.

always