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This strange but amusing biographical nonsense courtesy of Dwarf Fortress.
so much words :o *book marks this to come back and read when i have more sober eyes*
@UndeadPrivateer i bel;ieves you, but might still be interesting :o my eyes did the jitterbug thing that means" you're not sober enough yet"
UndeadPrivateer · 31-35, M
@DancingStarGoddess Hehe. It's a randomly generated Dwarf's autobiography from Dwarf Fortress. For a choice extract of it, [quote]Vutok Amalath likes kaolinite, pig iron, rose quartz, carambola wood wood, helms, statues, [u]banshees of shadow for their horrifying features and hemp plants for their leaves.[/u][/quote]
@UndeadPrivateer i think i like it ^-^
Miram · 31-35, F
Once upon a time, I was alright. My siblings insisted to sleep in my bed. Two days later I am sick. 😞😭

Moral of the story: Kids are chemical weapons, just bit cuter.
UndeadPrivateer · 31-35, M
@Miram They really are. Walking petri dishes, breeding grounds for lethal biological weapons.

 
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