If Your Phone were to talk to you what would it have to say ?

You have no idea the things I am capable of, oh just go back and learn the abacus..idiot.

"Why don't you sleep? I mean does your brain ever shut off?"

I saw what you texted and I know who you are.

I'm a SmartPhone. I'll always be smarter than you!

You do remember I can make phone calls, don't you?

Please stop dropping me!

"Can I have some rest? And you too!"

charge me damn it