Why are smartphones so racist?
I got a smartphone today. A Samsung Galaxy S10e. Top of the line, they said. If it's so top of the line then why does it not respond to my hoof taps?
The agent even laughed at me. Laughed! At me! His dumb human hands with his dumb big human thumbs navigated the thing just fine but my magic or hooves do not work on the touch screen. I am touching it! I am tapping it right now and it's not doing anything!
Human phones are racist. It is completely useless to me right now. Though... at least it gives me some ideas for anatomical studies.
I gave the phone to one of my test subjects. I observed him browsing facebook and twitter. He made odd giggly noises at pictures of wrestlers.
I do not understand any of this. Can anyone clue me on in what the deal is with phones?
The agent even laughed at me. Laughed! At me! His dumb human hands with his dumb big human thumbs navigated the thing just fine but my magic or hooves do not work on the touch screen. I am touching it! I am tapping it right now and it's not doing anything!
Human phones are racist. It is completely useless to me right now. Though... at least it gives me some ideas for anatomical studies.
I gave the phone to one of my test subjects. I observed him browsing facebook and twitter. He made odd giggly noises at pictures of wrestlers.
I do not understand any of this. Can anyone clue me on in what the deal is with phones?
