Someone told me they never fart or burp methane, how can I tell them they're wrong?
80-89, F
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Somewhereovertherainbow · 46-50, F
adkgrandpa42 · 80-89, M
Just laugh, shake your head and walk away. They wouldn't believe you anyway.
reflectingmonkey · 51-55, M
tell them to put a a flame behind their butt next time they fart
Chattanooga · 56-60, F
Give them beans and prunes
SW-User
I'd ask them for money