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I Believe a Good Sense of Humor Is Important

I knew it was going to be a bad day....

when I looked at my hair in the morning
and it looked back at me and said

"F you b!tch.... I'll do what I want"

should have just gone back to bed then...
I was skimming through here and saw the hair stuff and happened to see your "kiester" so I stopped! LOL. You should know by your age not to fight hair or gravity or....I feel a bit icky. Got any chicky noodle soup for me? *looks expectantly atcha* Hurry and answer. Need to go to bed. Working early days in am.
@SweetKiester: Women need more than just the physical play. That is why masturbation to us is so unsatisfying. We need the touch of someone who loves us. That is why a quick, anonymous encounter is so undesirable. I wish you rest. Love will come when he does. No pun intended, girl. I will try to rest before work. Love you. Nighters. Give the little man a hug from his Auntie. xxxxx
SweetKiester · 46-50, F
or at least a foot massage.... or back massage, or heck.... just touch my shoulder....lol gnite cyn.
@SweetKiester: If I were there, I would hold you closely until you fell asleep. I would whisper words of comfort. I would make you feel better. I understand quite well the need for love and for affection. I haven't forgotten. I was in a cold one for decades. What is worse? Being alone and untouched or being with someone and being untouched. I say the latter. For when one expects love and it is withheld it leave a mark on one perhaps forever. You are single and you have such aspirations. Any man who is with you has the greatest prize: an intelligent, natural, talented, funny, brilliant woman! I know you know your worth-you are like GOLD. You only increase in worth. You never devalue, girl. Kissesssssssssssssssssssss...I don't feel well and I must rest. Love you. Peace out. xxxxx
Ambroseguy80 · 51-55, M
Are you kidding me??? They let hair really talk like that to its host nowadays?!?!
SweetKiester · 46-50, F
I did beat it into submission... but it wasn't easy.
Ambroseguy80 · 51-55, M
@SweetKiester: good!!! I hope you combed it 100 times!!! Makes me glad I am mostly bald!! 😛

 
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