Fun fact: I don't open messages that just say "Hey"

I don't blame you. It's irritating and makes me feel like if I wasn't worth more effort than that, please just pass me by. And then there are those whom you know their motive, yet they beat around the bush and take forever to get to the point, thinking you're too stupid to catch on. Extremely irritating. I don't have time for those type people. Trolls.

I just have to open it, I cannot stand the little number just sitting there. Messes w my OCD

Messages like that don't usually end well and tend to be boring

lol and probably not many of them are just wanting a decent chat.

🙄 What a creative way to get a woman to talk. We have 142 geniuses here.

What about "Hay"?

That's a lot of heys.

hey

she's right!