So this woman decides to go see an Astrologer

....you know, so she can learn more about her Husband.
The Astrologer says "You want me to tell you about his future ?"
The woman replies "I'LL decide his future ! You just let me know about his past !"

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LyricalOne · F

Did you know the astrologer was a little person who went missing right after that reading?

They only realized it a few days later when her colleague came in and reported a small medium at large.

Picklebobble2 · 56-60, M

@LyricalOne 🤣

Dancingxghost · 36-40, M

hahaha I might say this is a trur statement rather than a joke!

SW-User

Astrologers are shady..

My sister in law went to one in London who told her she'd be dead by 25..
She's 45 now.. Boy did she get that one wrong.. LOL

BridgeOvertroubledWaters · 61-69, M

Lol hahaha good one !!

SW-User

Lmao!!!!!! 😳😳

SW-User

😂

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