what should I say when she asks if she looks fat?

She probably meant “phat”, it’s pronounced the same 🙄

Tell her the truth! I mean don't be too accurate by saying she looks like the Goodyear Blimp!

“Honey, you are thick and nothing can go wrong with that”

"Honey you know thats a loaded question"...then change the subject.

Tell her the truth

"In all the right places"

The answer is always "no."

Well you don't look thin.

Call her thiccc wit 3 c's.

Ask her what she thinks.

Bulk is always fruitful