What would you do if you woke up with this guy drooling on your pilllow?

I’d probably be a little freaked out at first because when I wake up I’m not all there and wouldn’t make out what it was on my pillow. Then once I figured out it was a duck, I’d be confused looking around. Lastly, I’d probably try to find somewhere else the duck for the duck to sleep that isn’t my pillow.

I'd scream what the F*CK is a duck doing on my pillow

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I have a carton full of duck eggs from a friend upstairs. One of the bastards hatched!

I’d fuckin scream why is it on my bed first of all

A duck? That's pretty random.

I didn’t know ducks could drool but 😍😍😍

You little adorable bastard.

I'd want to feel his little flippers.

build him a robot body

Smother it with love

awww! cute! ^^

Run o.o