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Ladies, say something and I'll give you a classic seemingly kindly but secretly pervy response

SW-User
StevetheSleeve · 31-35, M
@SW-User An eternity of bliss together, of course.
SW-User
@StevetheSleeve Sorry , you’re not my type.
StevetheSleeve · 31-35, M
@SW-User I knew immediately whatever I said you would slap me down. Why do I enjoy your abuse so much?
LyricalOne · F
Kindergarten.
StevetheSleeve · 31-35, M
@LyricalOne Ah yes, that was a great place for lessons in sharing. I will prove I learned well by sharing something very special with you.
LyricalOne · F
@StevetheSleeve Nice. 👍
JarJarBoom · 41-45, F
I can hardly wait what the hell comes out of your brain.
JarJarBoom · 41-45, F
@StevetheSleeve 😍 let's get married right now.
StevetheSleeve · 31-35, M
@JarJarBoom I actually enjoy it when you cruelly toy with me.
JarJarBoom · 41-45, F
@StevetheSleeve When you say "toy"..this is what i'm picturing.
SW-User
I have to pump out my septic system. I'm worried about the cost and the damage to the lawn.
StevetheSleeve · 31-35, M
@SW-User Uhmmm, no more flushing the condoms when we are done.
SW-User
@StevetheSleeve 😳 👌
marsbar · F
The handicapped washroom at my high school
StevetheSleeve · 31-35, M
@marsbar After school hours it might come in handy as a place people could slip away for privacy.
marsbar · F
@StevetheSleeve You got that right. Lol
tallpowerhouseblonde · 31-35, F
Damn cheeky I say.
StevetheSleeve · 31-35, M
@tallpowerhouseblonde Lol. It's the best I could stammer out, I was so intimidated by your beauty.
tallpowerhouseblonde · 31-35, F
@StevetheSleeve 💋👌
AbbySvenz · F
"Something"
StevetheSleeve · 31-35, M
@AbbySvenz Your "something" is like everything.
AbbySvenz · F
😒...did you just call me fat?
StevetheSleeve · 31-35, M
@AbbySvenz Lol. Never! I can never get enough of you.
The hospital.
StevetheSleeve · 31-35, M
@GreenGoddess The address is programmed into my gps, so I can get there in a hurry when you break my heart.
VioletDreams · 36-40, F
Omg...this is my moment...
StevetheSleeve · 31-35, M
@VioletDreams A moment we will share in story with our grandchildren.
VioletDreams · 36-40, F
@StevetheSleeve *swoon* 😍

 
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