Congrats! Youve been pre approved for a credit card that doesnt benefit you in any way.

I can get up to $5000?! Sign me the fuck up!

Of course, the interest rates are so insane that you'd have to be blind to accept that offer.

I wish it would go to email for me. The amount of paper mail I get for it is just wasteful 😒

Also it says my name ha or “or current resident” lol slap in the face.