Did you do a good deed today?

I didn’t choke anybody 😇

Not a truly selfless one.

I woke up.

I helped a little old lady half way across a busy street

I haven't stabbed anyone yet... does that count? 🤔

Too early, jeez what time zone are you in?

I pet my extremely demanding cats a lot today.

Nope I am still in bed. 5:20 am here.

Oh hell yea! Fed myself, its good to feed a hungry