Jesus loves me? Did he tell you this?! Omfg tell me his exact words.

I'm sorry Flen, that's not exactly what he said Flen . He told me that you're smokin hot and he'd like to do you. He did say he loves your rack, that's almost like saying he loves you.

I hate when religious people tell me that. How can a fairytale love me? It doesn't even know I exist. That's like saying well Smaug hates my guts.

well he said he like LIKEs you like.. 4 times. so that's the same thing.

@Flenflyys what do you think of Jim Caviezel who played Jesus in the Passion of The Christ & would you do him

Well he said he loves you like a sister...in rural Tennessee.

He's was like.. We is just bros tho.. Not bum buddies..

He said, April Fools

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Well...jesus loves you ,yes he does...for the bible tells me so.