Jesus loves me? Did he tell you this?! Omfg tell me his exact words.

Even after I pretended not to know him like three times but I didn't want him to know I liked his beard

I always preferred the '.... the rest of us think you're an a-hole' version. but. I have the name for it, I suppose.

@Flenflyys: Yes. Jesus is a very forgiving man..he really will forgive you all your sins if you just have faith...

@hatred: That is a good version indeed!