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When I get this Glob damn cast off next week do you want to come with me to the spa and get massages and manicures?

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CaptainCanadia · 41-45, M
Totes. What happened to castify you so? It seems like you've been tortured with the thing for a good while.
SW-User
I flipped over the handle bars on my bicycle and broke by wrist and elbow. The elbow is okay now, but the wrist is still all frakked up.
CaptainCanadia · 41-45, M
AUGH! That's awful!
SW-User
It's my dominant arm, which makes pretty much everything difficult. I can't wait to have it off and to be able to take a shower without wearing a frakking bag over my arm, and be able to use my both my hands to wash my hair. Cooking and washing dishes is also stupid as frak, I've started to be able to use a knife okay recently, but I still can't open jars or anything.
CaptainCanadia · 41-45, M
I recommend opening the jars by throwing them at the mofos who do you wrong.
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I just get my roommate to do it under threat of bear macing her cat if she refuses.
CaptainCanadia · 41-45, M
Sounds a plan.