Relatable?

You might enjoy this --

https://similarworlds.com/1480194-I-See-Dumb-People/3546014-Go-to-Hell-meathead-I-shouldnt-even-be-doing-this

Sort of. I'm not a vegan. I'm just a lacto-ovo asshole. I'm fine with honey and shit, so long as no one gets killed.

No, but I have stepped on a damn rake. Is it because I'm omnivorous? 🤔