A human being should be able to:

Change a diaper (and delivered a baby)✔
Plan an invasion - (plan and run large projects) ✔
Butcher a hog (and cow and chicken an turkey and lamb) ✔
Conn a ship (fly an airplane) ✔
Design a building (houses barns and sheds) ✔
Write a sonnet (does writing poetry count) ✔
Balance accounts (running a business/charity and doing the books) ✔
Build a wall (built houses, sheds and barns)✔
Set a bone (won commendations for practical first aid) ✔
Comfort the dying (held the hand of the dying as they so often plead to be saved)✔
Take orders (former member of Canadian Armed Forces) ✔
Give orders (former Officer in Canadian Armed Forces) ✔
Preach a Sermon (do that on a regular basis) ✔
Cooperate (member of a church)✔
Act alone, (survival in the bush alone)✔
Solve equations (former engineer) ✔
Analyze a new problem (often asked for advice on how to fix) ✔
Pitch manure (grew up on a farm) ✔
Program a computer (program excel for fun an profit) ✔
Cook a tasty meal, (Do that)✔
Fight efficiently (Pacifist)
Die gallantly (Not done that yet)

How many can you check off as having done?