Have you served time

Yes

Does marriage count? 🤔 😬

i might as well be in prison...

Yes, I served a short term inside. I wouldn't really recommend it

Nope. I value my freedom too much.

No ma’am

No but sometimes I get real sick and have to stay in bed, which I guess is kinda like prison. I could take on the big house.

No, but I have been arrested and put in sobering up cell, while I was having a schizophrenic episode.

You know that it changes a person.. Is that what you are looking for?

Juvenile lockup in the 1970s, drug charges.

Over a decade

I'm in prison now

Have you?

Nope.