What are your words of un-wisdom?

It's better to get pissed off than pissed on.

[quote]Don't take stock of your life. Leave your livestock alone.[/quote]

It sounded like a good idea at the time...

"Sure! Go ahead! What could go wrong?"

Serrated knives make good constipation stoppers

drink and be merry for tomorrow we die

Brute force and ignorance

Do as I say... not as I do 😇

When you come to a fork in the path of life, take it. - Yogi Berra

The coast guard is a useful branch 😂

Always take the candy