Are brain slugs harmful for the toe nails' growth?

I think I heard somebody complaining about brain slugs turning the toe nails green... Just thought to check it out from the experts on the site.

Top | Newest First | Oldest First

xixgun · M

As is well document by the American Medical Association and the Massachusetts Medical Journal, brain slugs take away vital nutrients for the body's production of toenail growth, as well as causing massive acne due to to their waste products floating to the skin on the face.

View 2 more replies »

ZonkeyBalls · 46-50, M

@xixgun So, I need to find a baby lion and throw it off a cliff. Welcome to Finland. I hope a reindeer with yellow paint on it will suffice.

xixgun · M

@ZonkeyBalls Try a migrant instead. No one wants to hurt an animal (except to eat it, that is)

ZonkeyBalls · 46-50, M

@xixgun I can still eat the migrant, just as well.

Lostpoet · M

Idk, he seems to be enjoying it.

ZonkeyBalls · 46-50, M

@Lostpoet You really aren't going to let me off the hook that easily, are you? I apologize about the drool comment. Friends again? ;o)

Lostpoet · M

@ZonkeyBalls Always dude, and I thought that was a funny comment, no worries man.

PrivateHell · M

They give ass pimples to some.

ZonkeyBalls · 46-50, M

@PrivateHell I might have to apply for an ass transplant, when that happens

Mona86 · C

It’s actually eating away the skin, so it better to have excess of amount of skin so it doesn’t eat throughout your feet 🦶

ZonkeyBalls · 46-50, M

@Mona86 I'm lucky to have lots of extra skin growing around my fatty brain, then.

SW-User

🤯

ZonkeyBalls · 46-50, M

@SW-User What? I was merely asking a sane question as a scientific experiment.

SW-User

@ZonkeyBalls 😂 😂

This comment is hidden. Show Comment

View 3 more replies »

HootyTheNightOwl

@ZonkeyBalls But... she was wrong just the same, though - I'm neither big nor strong now!!!

ZonkeyBalls · 46-50, M

@HootyTheNightOwl I bet you can kick my over-sized behind, with a tooth-pick, if necessary.

HootyTheNightOwl

@ZonkeyBalls Once upon a time, I might have given it a try - but these days, I'd say that we'd probably be an equal match... the years haven't been kind to me, either.

Add a comment...