Has that girl who is pretending to be angry made you decide to become a vegan yet?

Yeah, I respond best when someone insults my choices and judges my lifestyle.

She makes me crave a meat lovers pizza actually...

I'm taking on a vegetarian diet! A diet of vegetarians such as cows, chickens, lamb, pigs....

She is a muppet, sorry! She the one who saying things about vegetarians raping cows? Made me just stop taking her seriously.

I don't know who you mean, but there's no way I'm going vegan unless you can get vegan eggs!

Hell no!