Comment and I'll tell you how you are going to die.

@DarkHeaven You are going to die in a high speed car accident while traveling abroad. You will have left your passport in your hotel room and your body will never be identified. Your family is tormented by the hope that you are still alive.

@SW-User Damn Kali. That’s spooky as fuck.

@Straylight You are tricked into freely entering a small vessel. The only way in or out is sealed behind you and it is tossed into the sea by a clever fisherman.

@SW-User Nicely played.

@SW-User That's horrifying, thanks. 👍

@SociallyAwkwardGirl A jealous husband will mistake your for his wife's lesbian lover and strangle with an extension cord and then hang you from the ceiling to disguise it as a suicide. The police don't bother investigating it as a murder and your friends and family are left devastated trying to understand why you would take your own life.

Seems accurate tbfh@SW-User

@hahaheheuhhaha Executed by firing squad.

@Vivaci You're going to fall down an embankment and break your leg where you will slowly die of thirst as you are unable to get up.

@SW-User You will be kidnapped and held hostage by an insurgency while visiting a foreign country. While captive the government will call in an air strike in which you will be collateral damage.

@SW-User Lol that sounds fitting for me

@Prettybrat Alone in your bed of a stroke. No one will find your body for months.

@SW-User Mauled by a mountain lion while hiking the day after your retirement.

@Dewms You are going to choke on a piece of mango. Mango royale will be served after your funeral.

@SW-User 😂😂😂😂

@pentacorn You will be gored by a goat, a bull, and a rhinoceros.

@SW-User g’damn!
i guess it’s only fair, though.

@Longpatrol Suicide by cop.

Figures offering a donut would be misconstrued in some way @SW-User

@Carver Accidental overdose on prescription pain killers. It tears your family apart and they only ever experience fleeting moments of joy which are quickly extinguished by your absence.

@SW-User Malnutrition.

@SW-User You bleed to death from a bite wound your receive while trying to wrestle a crocodile.

Crickey!👍. Where did I get bitten? @SW-User

@SW-User A small cut on your foot becomes infected and you refuse to see a doctor thinking that it will soon heal on its own. The infection spreads and you die of sepsis.

@SW-User still won’t see a doctor

@MrBlueGuy You are flayed.

@SW-User Yippee.

@Eternity You are drafted into the army during the Third World War. One of the other soldiers in your battalion shoot you during a raid after he discovers what he thinks is evidence that you have been colluding with the enemy. Everyone knows the truth but they cover it up.

Sounds like the plot to an oscar winning movie@SW-User

@NickiHijab You will be strangled after your hijab becomes stuck to a coat hanger. Everyone around you will think you are joking and laugh or be annoyed at you while you struggle to take your last breath.

@SW-User Betrayed by the hijab. If that’s not the title of a thriller, idk what is.

@NickiHijab It sounds like white supremacist fan fiction.

@anonymoussmile You die of complications from a botched plastic surgery.

@Cannabro You choke to death on a cannabis dessert you bake to celebrate the lifting of the federal prohibition of cannabis.

@SW-User After becoming homeless and playing music on the streets for pocket change, an irate subway passenger beats you to death with your guitar. Nobody stops to help.

@ThatDLguy Bladder infection that you leave untreated because you enjoy the incontinence it causes you.

@SW-User 🤔 sounds painful

@Lackwittyname You will be asphyxiated in a masturbation accident. Your wife is too embarrassed to hold a public viewing and only she attends your funeral.

@SW-User Hmmm, I can see that happening

@SW-User You will receive a high radiation dose after you accidentally expose yourself to a beam at a particle collider. You die shortly after of acute radiation syndrome.

@SW-User You will drown after your break your leg in a surfing accident. Your body is eaten by crabs and small fish.

@SW-User note to self, never surf

@CountScrofula You contract botulism from cabbage leaves you fermented.

@SW-User I knew... the saline solution was... too weak.... [i]expires[/i]

@SStarfish You are going to slip in the kitchen and hit your head on the counter top. Within hours your animals will start eating your body.

@SW-User 😨

@deadgerbil You will be murdered during a home invasion. Your bones will be gnawed on by rodents.

@royalblue1193 Heart attack at 38 years old.