Where would you hide my dead body?

There would be nothing left to hide.I would weave a spell and you get atomized by a lightning bolt.

Could be anywhere really. The only guaranty is that you'll be buried ass up so we have a place to park our bike.

I can't give all my secrets away.

I'd run you through my limb chipper while you were still alive then bury the sludge left over in a bit in the woods behind the house. Add a few hundred pounds of lye and fill in the hole and cover with leaves.

Probably a place nobody would look, the library

Where would you like me to hide it? I aim to please.

I'd order several colonies of flesh eating beetles, it'll take a while but it'll get done. Then your bones I'll pulverize them into powder and scatter them into a stream.

At work, people would just think you’re one of the managers

With a lively group

I wouldn't

seriously why are we stuck with you? can no one make non-self-deprecating posts anymore?!

I wouldnt hide any body.if i killed u.it be for a very very good reason