Why do peeps always engage in conversation with me on train journeys.

@kingkyri [wipes brow] [but then thinks...] Just a godamn minute here - are you calling me 'weird'??!

[Valentine checks again that his train tickets are still in alphabetical order in his specially allocated 'ticket' pocket]

Anyone that talks about themselves in the third person should be blocked 😜@Valentine

@pennynoodles 🤔

@SW-User same here

@SW-User No. I actually enjoy it too. Amazing the people you meet.

@Valentine oh I'm used to that 🙄

@metaldog you like "the space" 😉

@Valentine haa that's right ☺

@Picklebobble2 No, I don't either. Although I did have one quite passionate affair with a woman lawyer once. Debating Brexit, that is.

@nedkelly Ahh, sorry, of course, you're a "foreigner". [b]I said: What's it like down under?
Do they really all drink Fosters in their budgie smugglers?? [/b]

@Valentine No bastard drinks foster

@SatyrService possibly. Perhaps I have a "talk to me" face.

@Peppa I try. Sometimes backfires. But I just move on. Eventually.

@User41 ? Never happened to you, I'm guessing.