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What's the worst thing someone has ever called you that didn't even make sense?

GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M
A piece of an idiot.

I'm clearly a whole idiot. Otherwise, how would I be alive?
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Idk, a whore?

I'm not getting laid and I'm certainly not getting paid 😒
Dumb kid said i look like the red m&m. I still think about it while staring in the mirror sometimes.
@SW-User exactly. Im clearly the green m&m.
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@DarlingSelah This is more my speed...

caccoon · 36-40
@DarlingSelah HAHA what the fuck.
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Lizard bitch
LyricalOne · F
@SW-User Oooh, I just gave “lizard bitch” a sparkly heart! 😁

That one’s still the best.
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@LyricalOne I had to laugh... LOL
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Which day of the week we talking about?
alan20 · M
@SW-User I like your breezy attitude.
Coppercoil · M
A hippie.. tie dye, drug use, phish concerts, and long hair do not a hippie make 😒
westwiiler · 51-55, M
@Coppercoil at the risk of offending, that's exactly the hippie
Coppercoil · M
@westwiiler 😣 will not accept societies labels!!
westwiiler · 51-55, M
@Coppercoil it's okay. I'm just some stuffy old conservative white guy.
alan20 · M
I once googled my real name, which is an unusual one, and discovered someone had written an idiotic "funny" story about a village idiot with my name. Could be coincidental but I'm inclined to think I've an enemy out there somewhere.
My mother yelled at me and called me "A son of a bitch" 😱,...so I agreed with her.🙄
Tellica · 22-25, F
@softspokenman Must have been a funny fight after that😂
alan20 · M
@softspokenman Naughty!
😁 @Tellica
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A lot of things not worth mentioning. All I know is I’m moving on with my life and leaving on that toxicity behind.
alan20 · M
@SW-User Good for you.
NickiHijab · F
For some reason, a kid from school comes to mind. Probably because what he’d say didn’t make sense to me at the time. He used to ask if my dad was a terrorist and at the time my dumb ass didn’t even know what a terrorist was so i’d just laugh and be like “haha nooo is yours?”

Bless😆 I was so happy that I was making friends in my new class that I now can’t help but to laugh at how oblivious I was.
Worst thing? It'd only make it "bad" if I actually gave a fuck about their opinion.
newmoon089 · 18-21, F
I've been called ugly, slut, witch, that I look like a guy which was really insulting by the way cause I'm clearly a female. People on Earth is not even funny anymore, they are racist to a degree and some are just mean -.-.
DownTheStreet · 51-55, M
Someone once accused me something that was totally wrong, 100% opppsite of reality. So I just fucked him off because I couldn’t bother arguing about it
PlumBerries · 31-35, F
[c=#7700B2]garbage dumpster slut.. yeah I think that would be at the top of the list as far as insults go to me[/c]
Spokeskitties75 · 46-50, M
@PlumBerries kinda redundant too...
Picklebobble2 · 56-60, M
Oh i work with teenagers in care so let your imagination run riot !
JaggedLittlePill · 46-50, F
@Picklebobble2 That should make for some good tales!
Picklebobble2 · 56-60, M
@JaggedLittlePill Thirty years i've been a social worker in one capacity or another. Believe me when i tell you i have tales that would make your hair turn white !!
westwiiler · 51-55, M
In the context of a very very bad breakup, I was called a complete piece of shit. That hurt
GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M
@westwiiler I know that feeling.

That's not the real you. It's a twisted image they were seeing, because they were blinded in the moment.
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Thelonewolf1993 · 26-30, M
Too sensitive
Thelonewolf1993 · 26-30, M
@Tellica I actually recall laughing at her
Tellica · 22-25, F
@Thelonewolf1993 Haha, well thats weird xD
Thelonewolf1993 · 26-30, M
@Tellica yeah Idk I haven't had the pick of the litter in my life so far so that's also part of it never had a good woman always end up with a bad one Idk what's wrong with me
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Someone once told me I look like I was drinking battery acid.
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selfish asshole

Something was obviously wrong with that person, I am totally nice
Tellica · 22-25, F
@SW-User I hate you
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@Tellica Get in line
Tellica · 22-25, F
@SW-User Will do selfish asshole
royalblue1193 · 31-35, M
Too nice so what you want me to be a prick then?
Tellica · 22-25, F
Ehm I've been called ugly barbie 😂
caccoon · 36-40
A piece of bitch.
GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M
@caccoon Did the same person insult us? Haha. I made a similar comment earlier.
caccoon · 36-40
@GeistInTheMachine Hahahha, holy shit! That's amazing.

I dunno, mine was about in grade three, and I can't recall his name at the moment... but I remember what he looked like. Chris something, I think.
GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M
@caccoon Hmm.. You don't know my mother, then.

Haha. She's a colorful person.
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Hippy Pledge and Freak Pledge when I was in the Greek Fraternity world. Most of them were jock wrestlers so you consider the source. This was back in 78.
buriedalive · 46-50, M
"fucked up yellow toothed tea drinker"
Tellica · 22-25, F
@buriedalive Drinking tea will make your teeth a bit more yellow. but who gives a fuck honestly. I think is more dumb when you bleach them.
buriedalive · 46-50, M
@Tellica They just look weird when teeth are ultra white. Denture like.
Tellica · 22-25, F
@buriedalive Bleaching teeth can also do damage to them. I haven't ever bleached them. but my dentist said he had never seen such nice and strong teeth. so I'm ok with them eventho they're not white.
all the key buzzwords that get slung around today..
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@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout You're a nano blockchain.
this is a new key buzzword... im honored ;D
JaggedLittlePill · 46-50, F
Illiterate. Lmao. ...for real. That is a serious insult in my book. 🙄
JaggedLittlePill · 46-50, F
@DarlingSelah OH! I got it.

Obviously, totally unintentional! 🙄😂
@JaggedLittlePill :) hehe thats makes it even funnier
JaggedLittlePill · 46-50, F
@DarlingSelah I am nothing, if not entertaining!
Wednesday. ..yeah they had issues.
DirtyBird · 56-60, F
Cracker loving, dumb bitch.
YourMan · 26-30, M
Third world guy! Lol
Bruce the moose!
Spokeskitties75 · 46-50, M
Bitch!! 🤔
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