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GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M
A piece of an idiot.
I'm clearly a whole idiot. Otherwise, how would I be alive?
I'm clearly a whole idiot. Otherwise, how would I be alive?
GreenGoddess · F
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Idk, a whore?
I'm not getting laid and I'm certainly not getting paid 😒
I'm not getting laid and I'm certainly not getting paid 😒
Dumb kid said i look like the red m&m. I still think about it while staring in the mirror sometimes.
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@SW-User exactly. Im clearly the green m&m.
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caccoon · 36-40
@DarlingSelah HAHA what the fuck.
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Lizard bitch
LyricalOne · F
@SW-User Oooh, I just gave “lizard bitch” a sparkly heart! 😁
That one’s still the best.
That one’s still the best.
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@LyricalOne I had to laugh... LOL
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Which day of the week we talking about?
alan20 · M
@SW-User I like your breezy attitude.
Coppercoil · M
A hippie.. tie dye, drug use, phish concerts, and long hair do not a hippie make 😒
westwiiler · 51-55, M
@Coppercoil at the risk of offending, that's exactly the hippie
Coppercoil · M
@westwiiler 😣 will not accept societies labels!!
westwiiler · 51-55, M
@Coppercoil it's okay. I'm just some stuffy old conservative white guy.
alan20 · M
I once googled my real name, which is an unusual one, and discovered someone had written an idiotic "funny" story about a village idiot with my name. Could be coincidental but I'm inclined to think I've an enemy out there somewhere.
softspokenman · M
My mother yelled at me and called me "A son of a bitch" 😱,...so I agreed with her.🙄
Tellica · 22-25, F
@softspokenman Must have been a funny fight after that😂
alan20 · M
@softspokenman Naughty!
softspokenman · M
😁 @Tellica
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A lot of things not worth mentioning. All I know is I’m moving on with my life and leaving on that toxicity behind.
alan20 · M
@SW-User Good for you.
NickiHijab · F
For some reason, a kid from school comes to mind. Probably because what he’d say didn’t make sense to me at the time. He used to ask if my dad was a terrorist and at the time my dumb ass didn’t even know what a terrorist was so i’d just laugh and be like “haha nooo is yours?”
Bless😆 I was so happy that I was making friends in my new class that I now can’t help but to laugh at how oblivious I was.
Bless😆 I was so happy that I was making friends in my new class that I now can’t help but to laugh at how oblivious I was.
Worst thing? It'd only make it "bad" if I actually gave a fuck about their opinion.
newmoon089 · 18-21, F
I've been called ugly, slut, witch, that I look like a guy which was really insulting by the way cause I'm clearly a female. People on Earth is not even funny anymore, they are racist to a degree and some are just mean -.-.
DownTheStreet · 51-55, M
Someone once accused me something that was totally wrong, 100% opppsite of reality. So I just fucked him off because I couldn’t bother arguing about it
PlumBerries · 31-35, F
[c=#7700B2]garbage dumpster slut.. yeah I think that would be at the top of the list as far as insults go to me[/c]
Spokeskitties75 · 46-50, M
@PlumBerries kinda redundant too...
Picklebobble2 · 56-60, M
Oh i work with teenagers in care so let your imagination run riot !
JaggedLittlePill · 46-50, F
@Picklebobble2 That should make for some good tales!
Picklebobble2 · 56-60, M
@JaggedLittlePill Thirty years i've been a social worker in one capacity or another. Believe me when i tell you i have tales that would make your hair turn white !!
westwiiler · 51-55, M
In the context of a very very bad breakup, I was called a complete piece of shit. That hurt
GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M
@westwiiler I know that feeling.
That's not the real you. It's a twisted image they were seeing, because they were blinded in the moment.
That's not the real you. It's a twisted image they were seeing, because they were blinded in the moment.
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Thelonewolf1993 · 26-30, M
Too sensitive
Thelonewolf1993 · 26-30, M
@Tellica I actually recall laughing at her
Tellica · 22-25, F
@Thelonewolf1993 Haha, well thats weird xD
Thelonewolf1993 · 26-30, M
@Tellica yeah Idk I haven't had the pick of the litter in my life so far so that's also part of it never had a good woman always end up with a bad one Idk what's wrong with me
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Someone once told me I look like I was drinking battery acid.
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selfish asshole
Something was obviously wrong with that person, I am totally nice
Something was obviously wrong with that person, I am totally nice
Tellica · 22-25, F
@SW-User I hate you
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@Tellica Get in line
Tellica · 22-25, F
@SW-User Will do selfish asshole
royalblue1193 · 31-35, M
Too nice so what you want me to be a prick then?
Tellica · 22-25, F
Ehm I've been called ugly barbie 😂
caccoon · 36-40
A piece of bitch.
GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M
@caccoon Did the same person insult us? Haha. I made a similar comment earlier.
caccoon · 36-40
@GeistInTheMachine Hahahha, holy shit! That's amazing.
I dunno, mine was about in grade three, and I can't recall his name at the moment... but I remember what he looked like. Chris something, I think.
I dunno, mine was about in grade three, and I can't recall his name at the moment... but I remember what he looked like. Chris something, I think.
GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M
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Liar.
Hippy Pledge and Freak Pledge when I was in the Greek Fraternity world. Most of them were jock wrestlers so you consider the source. This was back in 78.
buriedalive · 46-50, M
"fucked up yellow toothed tea drinker"
Tellica · 22-25, F
@buriedalive Drinking tea will make your teeth a bit more yellow. but who gives a fuck honestly. I think is more dumb when you bleach them.
buriedalive · 46-50, M
@Tellica They just look weird when teeth are ultra white. Denture like.
Tellica · 22-25, F
@buriedalive Bleaching teeth can also do damage to them. I haven't ever bleached them. but my dentist said he had never seen such nice and strong teeth. so I'm ok with them eventho they're not white.
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 41-45, MVIP
all the key buzzwords that get slung around today..
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@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout You're a nano blockchain.
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 41-45, MVIP
this is a new key buzzword... im honored ;D
JaggedLittlePill · 46-50, F
Illiterate. Lmao. ...for real. That is a serious insult in my book. 🙄
JaggedLittlePill · 46-50, F
@JaggedLittlePill :) hehe thats makes it even funnier
JaggedLittlePill · 46-50, F
@DarlingSelah I am nothing, if not entertaining!
approachingmyexpirationdate · 61-69, M
Wednesday. ..yeah they had issues.
DirtyBird · 56-60, F
Cracker loving, dumb bitch.
YourMan · 26-30, M
Third world guy! Lol
WetpantsBoy · M
Bruce the moose!
Spokeskitties75 · 46-50, M
Bitch!! 🤔
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Friend.
TheCaliforniaKid · 31-35, M
Idiot