Ever consider simply allowing the Early Bird to have at it...

Early bird?...
Oh yeah, I caught that bitch, put it in a cage, violently shook the cage, purposely killed it, n took its place.☺

The lazy worm that sleeps in gets to live. I'm more the worm than the bird.

The early bird gets ate by the worm. I wake up at the crack of noon no matter what

Well, the birds do have to eat

Lol never thought of it that way! 😄

BAWAHAHAHAHAHA!😂

Considered daily

Correct

Suck ass. Why not eat ass 🤔