Am I God?
I mean, there's no way to disprove that I'm the one true God, right? For all I know, I subconsciously gave birth to all existence. I could actually be in control of everything, every person I meet, every lurker of the internet...even you. I created this post, and my subconscious powers created you guys to come and answer it for my own amusement. You can't prove otherwise.