Why aren't you constantly sending me messages about how great I am?

oh dear, how could i have made such a grave error? 😱 forgive me, oh great goddess!

i figured your inbox was too full already....... but, here goes..... i really enjoy your witty comments on SW, your thought provoking posts, and damn, you are way too cute and sexy for your own good.

I got caught up sending it to someone else. I'm very sorry. :(

Sorry. You're a great person to be around.

that restraining order....duh

Your about me intimidates me..

I never see you anymore.

Oh.. Should i start now? :)

I HAVE FAILED