What is something you noticed today?

I noticed scooping mayonnaise from the jar makes a sound like I imagine arteries clogging would sound like.

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JustNik · 51-55, F Best Comment

😂 sounds like a good day for mustard. LOLOL

DanielChristensen · 46-50, M

@JustNik Ikr lol

cherokeepatti · 61-69, F

Nice way to think about it, if I could pasteurize eggs I'd make my own mayo and use avocado oil in it. I don't have a problem with the eggs in it, they have lecithin which emulsifies the cholesterol and keeps it from sticking.

cherokeepatti · 61-69, F

@cherokeepatti But seriously I noticed whenever my stomach growls I'm apt to be growling a bit too...

DanielChristensen · 46-50, M

@cherokeepatti Hunger makes one irritable, yeah. That sounds like tasty mayonnaise.

elVato · 46-50, M

Mayonnaise proves there is no God.
Nothing but an infernal mind of pure evil could concoct that rancid mixture.

DanielChristensen · 46-50, M

@elVato Miracle Whip for you then. Tis tangy

elVato · 46-50, M

@DanielChristensen No. Nope. No.

Peaches · F

I noticed the autumn leaves falling and getting caught in a wind tunnel, swirling around in circles for a few seconds, it was awesome!🤗🍂🍁🌪🍃

DanielChristensen · 46-50, M

@Peaches mmm those are lovely moments 💗🤗

Smileandwave · 46-50, F

I just now realized that i need to listen closer to food...have no idea how much ive missed out on!

DanielChristensen · 46-50, M

@Smileandwave lol bologna squeals when you microwave it and squelches when you bite it too

SW-User

I notice that it's very quiet in the woods today.

DanielChristensen · 46-50, M

@SW-User Silence is often the best sound of all my friend. Hope you are alright

SW-User

I've got the day off so i decided to get out of the house for a bit..
it's very peaceful here.

Redzygirl · 46-50, F

You just have to scoop quieter!

DanielChristensen · 46-50, M

@Redzygirl I shall endeavor to prowl with the butter knife milady. ;)

SW-User

:/ gross.

DanielChristensen · 46-50, M

@SW-User Mayonnaise is delicious though. Would you like a scoop

SW-User

Funny that!😉

DanielChristensen · 46-50, M

@SW-User Ty :) Did you notice anything recently?

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