Should I carry around a box cutter and slash the face of everyone I see that is cuter than me?

hmm. you wouldn't be slashing anybody then :)

It'll help me too.

No. Because then you'll go to prison and you won't be able to do anything about those who are cuter than you then.

Best idea you have had recently.

Things like that are not planned out, they're come as impulses, usually done high on something like crack