I Absolutely Love Laughter

I told one of my epic failure moments. Her is another. I can laugh at it.....now. lmao.
In an effort to put sizzle back in marriage....I had planned a whole evening of seduction. Low lighting, candles, massaging oils, flowers....I had gotten sexy silk sheets. I did my hair and make up. I had a new satin nightie.

Every thing was set. When my husband came home I led him to the bedroom. Everything was going so well. But then..... I tripped and fell on to the bed. My nightie wrapped around my knees. Satin on silk is slicker than ice. I slid completely a crossed the bed and off the other side.

In my flailing to not fall, I knocked over the nightstand. Oils spilled and the candles flew. Soon I was sprawled by the curtains stunned. The curtains and floor aflame.

Before I could figure out what had happened, I was drenched by the flower water my husband threw to put out the fire.

Needless to say I am not allowed candles anymore. Lmao that and the drowned cat look is not as sexy as it sounds. Lmao