How to spend the day?

It's Friday. No manager in today. No work assigned to me (yet). I need to decide what to do that isn't going to:
- get me fired
- burn down the building
- get me arrested

But also doesn't just involve challenging myself to the [b]"Biscuit Challenge"[/b] which is basically where I try to eat as many biscuits as I can in an hour, spend the next hour testing the theory that crying burns biscuit calories, and then trying to beat my record in the [b]"Biscuit Challenge"[/b] the next hour.

For the none of you that have asked, when you say [b]"Biscuit Challenge"[/b], it should echo

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Teggy

The biscuit challenge could lead to the burning ring of fire challenge 👀

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SW-User

@Teggy I dunno...explosive diarrhoea can feel quite impressive.
🤣 Nope I'm not a poop fetishist! 😆😆😆

Teggy

@SW-User you so just painted a Target on your back for the poopers here 😂🤣😂🤣

SW-User

@Teggy I actually feel a little scared.

sally1981 · 41-45, F

Spend Friday making love to an attractive co-worker in the office.

UpsideOutInsideDown · 36-40, M

@sally1981 As fun as this sounds, I've only got two co-workers in the office, and neither of the two fellas do it for me unfortunately

ZonkeyBalls · 46-50, M

@UpsideOutInsideDown Grab a knife and make them wear skirts and high heels.

sally1981 · 41-45, F

@ZonkeyBalls Make them wear these.
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SevenTierCrazyCake · F

Why not do the flying over to Ireland & helping seven with her work challenge? I will allow you a single gold bar as a reward. 😁👍

UpsideOutInsideDown · 36-40, M

@SevenTierCrazyCake Oooo I do like gold. But I don't like helping. Could I get half a gold bar for just distracting from work instead?

SevenTierCrazyCake · F

@UpsideOutInsideDown

SW-User

Look out the window until you see a child that resembles you, and tell them that you are them from the future...

UpsideOutInsideDown · 36-40, M

@SW-User I love that idea! And I'm not being a downer, because I'd want to do that...but I don't have any windows :/ plus telling a child they're going to grow up to me does count as cruelty I think

SW-User

@UpsideOutInsideDown I was more concerned someone might call the police!

SW-User

Put your desk in the lift and pretend to be busy working as people get in.

UpsideOutInsideDown · 36-40, M

@SW-User I like that approach. It has the added benefit of no phone signal, so it can be easily ignored

SW-User

The biscuit challenge could lead to putting whipped cream in your mouth and running down the street shouting you have rabies which may actually burn some of the biscuits off!

SW-User

Ring your friends. If someone answers whisper to them that you haven't got time to talk.

Although...you could end up friendless...

ZonkeyBalls · 46-50, M

Put your head inside the building and have some fresh air.

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