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I was just informed that I have not taken a sick day off from work in 3 years 😳

I think I'm gonna be sick tomorrow 🤢.

Any tips on which symptoms I should start displaying now already?
Ambroseguy80 · 51-55, M
Pregnancy. Make it a long day. 🤭
iMystery · M
Deadcutie · 18-21, F
A 3 on Passing rigor mortis with pronounced unfixed lividity in posterior and lateral regions, and green, blue putrefaction within the abdomen
iMystery · M
@Deadcutie 🤣 You know I was so looking forward to seeing what you would come up with 😅
Deadcutie · 18-21, F
@iMystery hope I didn’t disappoint
iMystery · M
@Deadcutie Never 😏
midnightsun · 26-30, M
10grams of fever, a tablespoon of nausea with an extra topping of cold
iMystery · M
@midnightsun Great... now I just need to find a place which sells all of that..
midnightsun · 26-30, M
@iMystery ask your local chef, I mean pathologist
iMystery · M
SW-User
The best way to say you won't be at work tomorrow is to give off very little about how you are and just give you are not well.
iMystery · M
@SW-User I like that lol
kayoshin · 36-40, M
Display a lack of bodily presence accompanied by severe embezzlement. It's popular.
iMystery · M
@kayoshin 👀
Sledging down a snowy hill into a icy lake should do it.
iMystery · M
@Gingerbreadspice No icy lakes around here in South Africa 🤦‍♂️
God dammit.
That's something to be proud of.
iMystery · M
@toodlepip But when it comes to promotion then that record is NEVER considered 🙄
@iMystery I don't think that's fair.
iMystery · M
@toodlepip Many who work with me directly dont think so either.
SwarmSona · F
stomach aches
SW-User
Why did they inform you of that 😮
iMystery · M
@SW-User I was in a meeting which was basically a warning about abuses of sick leave (someone got dismissed) and my record was used as an example 🤦‍♂️
SW-User
@iMystery wow, well done to you 👌
iMystery · M
@SW-User Thanks I guess.
iQuit · F
Take a note from Ferris Bueller... 🐒maybe?
bookerdana · M
Limp..subtly!😛
I only faked a sickie once in my life
iMystery · M
@InOtterWords Lol I can't say the same.

 
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