I wanna know the weirdest job you've ever had.

This is embarrassing, but I worked in a call center where my job was to sell penis enhancement pills to men. I lasted 2 weeks before quitting, lol. I wasn't told what the job was until actually hired
It was weird.

A temp job where I was counting cars at an intersection for three weeks.

In the late '90s, I worked as a customer service representative for a company that did credit card billing and payment processing for several hundred adult web sites, i.e., porn. People would call in: "I have these charges on my credit card, what for?" I had to tell them, "Well, someone with access to your credit card information signed up for a membership to the web site "Smutland.com." Frequently, it was their child or spouse who had done so without their knowledge.

They used to have these pantyhose, Leggs, that came stuffed in a cardboard egg. I was an egg stuffer.

Grunt work at a neighbors business. They had me redo all of their files at the beginning and I spread papers all
over the conference room floor as my "system". They shook their heads and didn't ask but they did bring me has browns routinely. One month later I had access to their full time secretary's account and was her on her days off.

Cutco knives?

Picking fruit: apples and oranges when I was a kid

I once had a temp job working in customer service in a fertilizer plant.

I knew a petite short girl who was a butcher. lol

I did too for Cutco.

infantry

I don’t work. But you’d probably think helping embalm dead people a uniquely weird job that I enjoy doing

Jim Morrison impersonator at a night club.

Extracting urine from new born babies nappies.

Metal

Cleaning the shit out of Cuckoo clocks.